johnny cash + cats + poo = good times
For some reason Johnny Cash's "I Walk the Line" has been in my head tonight. I was singing it earlier, and then M started riffing on it, making up cat-inspired lyrics. The first one he sang started
there's a big fat cat in front of me
it took a shit and now it's gonna pee
it's smearing feces all in front of me...
but then neither of us knew how to finish it.
Then, a little later, he started a new verse:
there's a cat who's mewing for its food
I'd feed it except I'm not in the mood
Then a line neither of us remembers--so I guess it wasn't that good. Then another line from M:
because of it
Long pause while both of us searched for the right line to cap it off. It came to me suddenly:
I took a shit!
Being the three-year-olds we are, we then exploded with laughter.
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